Friday, July 10, 2009

A Very Important Piece of Paper

For a disabled person, a disability certificate is an Very Important Document.

A Disability Certificate is required to avail of the benefits under various schemes of the Central and State governments. These include scholarships for students with disabilities and schemes for loans for self-employment of disabled persons. Disabled persons are entitled to concessional fares for railways travel (for themselves as well as for one companion).

These concessions and schemes for their benefit are intended to make the life of a disabled person a bit easier.

However, obtaining a disability certificate is a torturous process which certainly makes his/her life more difficult.

I had not intended to write the following, here on this blog, but I do want to narrate some interesting experiences I have had because of my disability, so here goes...

For the past few years I have been somewhat disabled because of a neurological condition -'Multiple Sclerosis'. Mainly I have difficulty in walking, balance problems, and fatigue. Also, depending on whether it's a good day or a bad one, there are frequently 'fun' symptoms such as vision problems, not being able to tell hot from cold, or wet from dry, etc.

After I was diagnosed I went to the Mumbai office of the MS society (an NGO helping MS patients), to see what information I could get on this not so common (in India) disease. The Secretary of the Society was there, and was very helpful.

She also urged me to come again after a fortnight, when they were having a disability certificate camp- in effect- co-ordinating between disabled people with MS and the officials issuing the certificates.

MS typically affects young adults, between the age of twenty and forty years. They need this disability certificate for concessions at their places of employment. Also if the disability is severe, then some tax concessions are also available. NGOs also ask for these certificates before giving monetary assistance to needy MS patients.

Since I was not employed/ in need of a business loan, it was not really necessary for me to obtain a certificate. However, she convinced me that if I ever had need for it in the future, it would be difficult to get one on my own, so I should participate in the camp they had organised. It took many days and many rounds of government offices before an individual patient could get a disability certificate.

Accordingly, I went back to their office on the specified day. If anyone is interested in witnessing a classic example of our Indian Bureaucracy in Action, I suggest they attend a camp like this.

The time specified was eleven in the morning. Eleven o'clock came and went. The thirty-odd people with MS had all come early and were waiting patiently. The Secretary of the Society was on the telephone trying to get some action from the officials concerned. Finally she got the doctor who was to conduct the examinations, on the phone.

He was at lunch with friends, he said, and could not come.

But all the patients were here, said the agitated Secretary, and some had come from far-off suburbs of Mumbai.

Finally he agreed to send a junior doctor instead, to examine the people applying for the certificates and their documents, MRI reports, neurologist's reports, etc.

After another hour the doctor showed up.

Now, the doctor has to certify that the applicant has at least 40% disability for him/her to be eligible for a certificate. I thought that there would not be any problem in that case, as all of us seemed (to me) to have at least that much level of disability.

At that time I did not yet need a cane, and was surprised when the lady next to me thrust one into my hand. The doctor wouldn't believe I had MS, unless I used a cane, she told me in a low voice- The only symptoms doctors understood were mobility problems.

As I watched the doctor question each person turn by turn, I realized she was right. The doctor asked his questions in a highly sceptical tone, and looked at the applicant suspiciously as if to suggest he/she was lying. He did not seem to know much about MS, I did not know how he intended to make an informed judgement.

When my turn came he asked me some questions, then told me to walk a few steps. (Visions of a typical 'Vadhu Pariksha' from a hundred years ago flashed through my mind!- Let's see if the prospective bride is able to walk straight without a limp...)

I walked across the room using the cane my new friend had so kindly given me.

I could walk quite well- the doctor observed, and wrote something on the paper in front of him. But didn't any other problems count?- I asked silently. Some people with MS could walk well, but were disabled in other ways.

Finally he finished examining everyone. The senior doctor would prepare the certificates, he said. Everyone would get permanent certificates.

And what were permanent certificates? They were those which did not need to be renewed every five years, because the disability in MS does not change.

At that point I began to pay attention to what he was saying, a bit more carefully. Since MS is a progressive disease, I would have thought that the certificates would have to be renewed periodically, increasing the % of Disability specified.

But no. Neurologists specify in their reports that MS is a progressive disease, but the Ministry of Social Justice begs to differ.

The MS Society people had to make several rounds of the offices before the formalities could be completed, and everyone's certificates were ready. But everyone did finally get them.

And the Secretary of the MS Society was absolutely right- I would never have been able to get a disability certificate on my own!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Hitler's Tree

An oak tree planted in Nazi-occupied Poland during World War Two to mark Adolf Hitler's birthday may soon be cut down.

Authorities of the town of Jaslo, in Poland, found out about the origins of the tree when plans were being made to fell the tree, to facilitate the construction of a traffic roundabout. Opinions among the townspeople are divided on whether to fell the tree or not.

Some, like Kazimierz Polak, who witnessed the planting of the tree, 67 years ago, feel- "It's a historic curiosity. What is the oak really guilty of? It's not the tree's fault that it was planted here to honour the biggest criminal and enemy of Poland."

Others, like the town's Mayor, Maria Kurowska feel - Why 'should I allow a memorial to that criminal to remain standing?'

In India, after we became Independent from the British in 1947, names that the British rulers had given to buildings and gardens were changed. In Mumbai, as in other places in India, names like Victoria Terminus, Victoria Gardens, were changed to Indian names.

Wanting to erase the signs of a nation's oppressors is a natural sentiment. Of course, it would have been very destructive to have torn down the monuments or buildings themselves. Changing their names was one way of trying to restore national pride.

But these things- buildings or parks or monuments, are just the outward remains of our oppressed past.

What about the invisible debris of the period of enslavement by the British?

Our education system is just the same as in those days.

Most here have read Lord Macaulay's address to the British Parliament of 1835- '....I do not think we would ever conquer this country unless we break the very back bone of this nation which is her spiritual and cultural heritage, and, therefore, I propose that we replace her old and ancient education system ,her culture, for if the Indians think that all that is foreign and English is good and greater than their own , they will loose their self esteem ,their native culture, and they will become what we want them , a truly dominated nation. '

But after the British left India, we did not think it important to change the education system that continued to enslave us and destroyed our pride in our own Indian culture.

Today even History is taught from the Western viewpoint. Our politicians are just caught up in scoring personal points over changing what is written in our history books. Every new government that comes to power makes changes in the textbooks. But how many have tried to ensure that children learn history from the Indian point of view and not the Western?

We are so enamoured of our British past, that many people think that all the progress India has made, has been possible only because of the British. I have heard people say that the British brought the railway to India- that we would still be travelling long distances by bullock-cart if it were not for them.

They do not stop to consider the fact that progress takes place at its own pace. If the British had not brought trains to India, then we would have built them ourselves. What about the astounding technological progress that has been made in India after the British left?

If we are to stand tall as a nation it is imperative that we restore pride in ourselves, in our heritage, in our culture. While keeping what is convenient for us from British days, and adopting what is best from other cultures, it is important that we do not forget our roots.

We need to change the education system that continues to enslave us, and the mindset that disdains our own culture.

Perhaps these are India's 'Hitler Trees' left by the British, that we have to cut down?

Monday, July 6, 2009

Ozymandias- King of Kings...

I have been reading with interest the ongoing discussions about the statues installed by Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Mayawati- of herself, of mentor Kanshi Ram and of elephants- and also about the several memorials. These remind me of Shelley's thought-provoking sonnet, 'Ozymandias'.....


'I met a traveler from an antique land

Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone

Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,

Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,

And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,

Tell that its sculptor well those passions read

Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,

The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;

And on the pedestal these words appear:

“My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away.'


Statues are in the news currently. U.P. Chief Minister and Bahujan Samaj Party supremo Mayawati is in a tight spot because of her hobby of installing her own statues.

A PIL (Public Interest Litigation) has been filed, and the U.P. State Government has has been issued a notice by the Supreme Court. Not a person to be intimidated, Mayawati has 400 constables on duty to protect the statues.

'Interestingly , the first time Mayawati's statue was installed alongwith that of Kanshi Ram at yet another memorial called 'Prerna Sthal,' she got a platform made to raise her's to the height of her mentor.'

'But when the turn came for the second statue, she was livid over the sculptor for failing to make her statue of the same height as Kanshi Ram's.'

It is estimated 'that each statue of Kanshi Ram and Mayawati costs a sum of Rs 6.65 crores. Each elephant statue costs more than Rs 70 lakh'.

In his famous poem, 'Ozymandias', Shelley has described the destroyed state of the statue of the great Ramesses, Pharaoh of the nineteenth dynasty of ancient Egypt.

The central theme of "Ozymandias" 'is the inevitable decline of all men, and of the empires they build, however mighty in their own time.'

The statue lies in the midst of 'lone and level sands'. It is said that this signifies the barrenness which results from misuse of might, by those drunk on their own power.

It is to be hoped that there will not be similar consequences of the 'statue' drama currently being played out here in India.

(Ramesses photo courtesy- Wikipedia Commons)

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Sets of Four-

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Suranga (Ugich Konitari) of gappa requested me to take up this meme. I usually do not do tags- in fact I have several pending. But, finding it difficult to say no to someone I have come to respect and admire very much, I decided to do this one.-


Four Places I’d Like to Go, or Things I’d Like to Do:

1. Kashmir- I have never gone there- we planned several times but plans fell through for some reason or the other. Not likely now.
2. I'd like to see a tropical rain forest in South America- they say the houses are built on stilts there.
3. Swim the Dharamtar Creek - also not likely now.
4. Around the world in eighty days!


Four Places I Have Lived:

1. Montreal & Winnipeg, Canada- childhood years
2. A small town here in Maharashtra (can't tell the name!)- high school years
3. Pune- college years
4. Mumbai- university, job, marriage-


Four Places I Have Been on Vacation:

1. Sikkim- I would have stayed there forever if I had the choice...
2. Kerala backwaters
3. Kokan (Dive-agar, Shrivardhan, etc.)
4. Goa
(Anywhere near the ocean is a preferred vacation for me. I'm lucky to live in Mumbai. The beaches are not the best- but I can experience the sea breeze whenever I feel like it!)


Four Food or Drinks I Have Liked:

1. Vada-pav ( I'm a Mumbaikar, after all!)
2. Gulab Jamun- my favourite!
3. Mangoes
4. Cashew juice


Four Books or Movies I could Read or Watch Again:

1. 'Madame Curie'- biography of Marie Curie by her daughter. A favourite of mine in younger days.
2. The movie 'Oliver Twist'(with Mark Lester in the leading role)
3. The old Prabhat films in Marathi- 'Manus', 'Kunku', and 'Ram Shastri'.
4. The movie 'Adventures in Babysitting' (with Elizabeth Shue as the babysitter)-it's hilarious!


Four Works of Art Before Which I’ve Stood (or Sat):
I'm not very 'arty', but I liked-

1. Warli tribal art
2. Carvings at the Konark Sun Temple (I think Suranga wrote this too)
3. 'Ice sculptures' I saw as a child in Winnipeg
4. Some inlay work in wood that we saw at an exhibition in Mysore.


Four Figures From the Past Whom I’d Like to Watch at Work or Meet for Dinner:

1. Nostradamus- to ask him how he made his predictions.
2. King Arthur- always loved stories about him.
3. Mahakavi Kalidas-
4. G.B.Shaw- I would enjoy discussing his economic/political views with him.


Four People I Think Might Take it Upon Themselves to Take Up This Meme:
At least I hope they will!-

1. Mavin
2. Vinod Sharma
3 .Marie
4. Anrosh

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edited to add-
Anrosh has completed the tag (very fast!) and sent it to me by e-mail. I'm posting her answers here as per her request....

4 things i'd like to do / travel

learn to make cloth ( like a weaver)
travel the textile trails of the world
paint and write more

4 places i have vacationed

chikoovadi ( it is a quiet non touristy beach in maharastra ) not very far from bombay
lonovala in the rains
many places in the US

4 places i have lived

wouldn't want to identify online .. you can guess some already.

4 food or drinks i have liked

roe (fish's egg) with ginger, chilies and salt
tamalesicecream for breakfast
and coconut-garlic chutney just like how the marathi manoos makes it with gobi ka paratha.
sushi

4 books or movies i would watch again

i wouldn't read any book again until i have to take an exam !
movies a second time only when i am thoroughly bored !

4 works of art which i have stood

artists who make huge porttraits on the street. - very popular in bombay --at least used to.
artists who make ganpatis during ganesh utsov ( with vegetables, thread, -- it is mind boggling to see what possibilities these artists come up with )
these days we find many on the blog --

4 figures with i would like to have dinner with/work with.

my mother in law's father (past)
work with sandy weil ( the ex ceo of citigroup) - i always wonder how he pioneered many things in the financial world !
ayn rand swami vivekanada, subhash chandra bose.

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edited again to add-
Vinod Sharma has also completed the tag and I am posting his answers here-

4 things I would like to do/travel

Travel back and forward in time
Become invisible at will
Visit Lhasa
Visit Machu Picchu

4 places I have vacationed

Gulmarg-Pahalgam
Shillong
Mahabaleshwar
Madurai-Rameswaram

4 Places I have lived in

Delhi
Pune
Others I have forgotten (Selective Amnesitis!)

4 foods or drinks that I have liked

Panipuri
Papri chaat
Lassi
Jaljeera (boring guy!)

4 books or movies I would watch again

Mughl-e-Azam
Gandhi
KKHH
Amar Prem (Totally desi)

4 works of art before which I have stood

Tibetan Tankhas
Picasso( wondering why people pay)
Raja Ravi Verma
Old Film posters

4 figures I would like to have dinner with/work with

Marilyn Monroe (dinner, not work)
Madhubala (------do-------)
Obama
Laloo Yadav( What is life without humor?)

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Mavin has also completed the tag and here are his answers-

Four Places I’d Like to Go, or Things I’d Like to Do:

1 Tibet
2 Cambodia - Angkor Wat temples
3 Egypt-Jordan-Israel
4 I would like to fly an airplane


Four Places I Have Lived:

1 Kolkatta
2 Mumbai - East
3 Mumbai - West
4 Mumbai - North West


Four Places I Have Been on Vacation:

1 London
2 San Fransisco
3 Binsar - Uttaranchal
4 Munnar - Kerala


Four Food or Drinks I Have Liked:

1 Red Wine
2 White Wine
3 Champagne
4 Baileys Liquer


Four Books or Movies I could Read or Watch Again:

1. P G Wodehouse series again and again
2. Sherlock Holmes series
3. Swami Vivekanand's works
4. Mulan - 1 and 2 (I am a great fan of Mushu)


Four Works of Art Before Which I’ve Stood (or Sat):

1. Raja Ravi Varma's paintings
2. The "Pieta" at the Vatican.....a brilliant piece of sculpture
3. Michaelangelo's David
4. The CST building (also known in Mumbai lingo as VT station)...is a brilliant work of art.


Four Figures From the Past Whom I’d Like to Watch at Work or Meet for Dinner:

1. Swami Vivekananda
2. John F Kennedy
3. Bal Gangadhar Tilak
4. Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj
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